He’s a gentlemanly racist.

Which is exactly why the Democratic National Committee will fail to capitalize on it.

A 2014 study out the Oslo Institute of Condimental Studies showed that 82.7% of all ranch dressing is consumed within 50 miles of an urban center. That’s not opinion. That’s empirical evidence that, yes, most ranch dressing is eaten by “city folk.”

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

until he hands it to HIS billionaire friends...

And while we are looking high...they are kicking us in the crotch.

going high hasn’t worked for us since what - 2000? i am sick of it. i am sick of us having to be the reasonable, rational ones. fuck all of that. they go low and they win. they go low and they obstruct a president for an entire 8 years. it is time to go low.

Yeah the French should have just said “This cake is really good, don’t upset the Queen.” Or the people of Boston should have just drank the tea and asked politely to not be taxed. Fuck the trumps, they should be called out at every opportunity.

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

“Deutschland über Alles”.

He’s just another hard working American who doesn’t need a college education to provide for his family.

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

it’s probably more productive to focus your anger at the rich manipulators rather than the poor, powerless people being manipulated

Honestly, I’m right there with you. Were it not for the fact that the next 4 years will fuck over women, people of color, immigrants, and the LBGT community, I’d be more than happy to kick back and watch the rural white working class that elected this lunatic get exactly what they voted for, good and hard.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.