Democrats are hilariously, unceasingly useless. We’re so fucked.

Jesus, THEY DONT FUCKING LEARN. WHAT THE FUCK. FUCKING PARTY OF WORTHLESSNESS.

...And this has been another episode of “This Week in Fascism”

I love to corner my wife and tickle her while yelling “YOURE TRAPPED! YOURE TRAPPED!”

So... We’re relying on the Corporate Owned Congress and the Corporate Owned Press now?

I don’t know about him getting big fa dollars. When you look at rosters and contracts, there are literally only 2-3 teams for which he’d be considered an upgrade.

The real question is: WILL HE FORD THE RIVER?

The chant was No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist USA - get the rhyme scheme down GODDAMNIT

My favorite Eli face:

BRANDON JACOBS IS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH.

Will 53℅ of marchers just end up going to a pro-Trump rally Instead?

‘if it snows’

And this has been “Why We Always Lose: Trusting Chuck Schumer Edition”

Welp, I guess we know the newest addition to the Inauguration festivities. “...And wasn’t that a wonderful performance by the White Power Sunday Singers! And now, let’s give it up for a brave Patriot who just recently survived a horrific ordeal at a Popeyes, Mister... [Squints at index card] ...Bob Ice? Is this right?…

Bowden is a dumb old biggot, but before he got to the earring stuff, the content of his observation was not unlike any number of black educators. Having a smile presence matters. Now, perhaps Bowden might want to ask where all those father’s went... Trump loving fuck.

Probably the cost of operations.

He’s a veteran. That’s good!

Watch CBS. It’s that

I believe they dropped Rainbow from the name quite a few years ago. They are just the Warriors.