Democrats are hilariously, unceasingly useless. We’re so fucked.

Jesus, THEY DONT FUCKING LEARN. WHAT THE FUCK. FUCKING PARTY OF WORTHLESSNESS.

...And this has been another episode of “This Week in Fascism”

I love to corner my wife and tickle her while yelling “YOURE TRAPPED! YOURE TRAPPED!”

So... We’re relying on the Corporate Owned Congress and the Corporate Owned Press now?

I don’t know about him getting big fa dollars. When you look at rosters and contracts, there are literally only 2-3 teams for which he’d be considered an upgrade.

The real question is: WILL HE FORD THE RIVER?

The chant was No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist USA - get the rhyme scheme down GODDAMNIT

Kayla Vos is a cum dumpster. Don’t believe me? Youre brainwashed.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/30/us/anti-abortion-violence/ Heres about 30 years of Christian terrorism. YOU DICK.

Dear Terminally Ill Residents of DC,

Cocaine. They sell cocaine.

My favorite Eli face:

BRANDON JACOBS IS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH.

What the fuck? Watching the Cars 2 Death Count and wondering what the fuck is this movie about? Wasn’t Cars about talking cars in a race? How do they get from there to spies and guns and shit? Didn’t Pixar realize the script was a product of a massive coke binge? And now, what, they’re back to racing? It’s a movie…

I know it’s not a word to use anymore, but there’s no real repalcement: If you confused the rmaning behind They Live, you’re a goddamn retard.

Will 53℅ of marchers just end up going to a pro-Trump rally Instead?

‘if it snows’

And this has been “Why We Always Lose: Trusting Chuck Schumer Edition”

Welp, I guess we know the newest addition to the Inauguration festivities. “...And wasn’t that a wonderful performance by the White Power Sunday Singers! And now, let’s give it up for a brave Patriot who just recently survived a horrific ordeal at a Popeyes, Mister... [Squints at index card] ...Bob Ice? Is this right?…