YOU CAN TELL BY MY TURTLENECK AND CHAIN THAT I BONE

As I’ve said since she refused to step down when Dems could still push a replacement through, FUCK RUTH BADER GINSBERG. She’s a self important fuck who has no regard for anything beyond her own place on the court. Fuck her and all her Lena Dunham supporters.

“...the states of Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina are in the middle of “the largest mass evacuation on US soil since Hurricane Sandy.”

Who really gives a shit about taunting? Let everyone taunt everyone. It’s a game full of grown men bashing each other into early senility. “What about my kids? What will the kids learn?” YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. TEACH THEM. YOU ASSHOLES.  

Pony Boy?

Sad. Low energy. Make idioms great again.

Did he offer to blow you? Or was that just my experience meeting Ted Cruz?

I hope he pays for the post game drinks,, but I bet that fuck just bails under the guise of being a churchy two shoes.

If anyone needed the debate to make their choice, I’d suggest a healthy dose of suicide. There is literally no reason to watch.

Who birthed both these men? VAGINAS!

What’s wrong with glamorizing blow jobs? Wish Jezebel would do some BJ glamorizing...

You are two Wills away from a solid Survivor Series match. BOOK IT!

Add a couple of fat rails of pure blow, and it’s a classic Macho Man promo. I MISS YOU MACHO! TOO SOON!

Testicular torsion, or something like this.

I’d stand if this was our anthem:

WHAT ABOUT THE LOVE OF THE GAME!?

Simple solution: turn treehouse into tree gun range. You can send your checks to me c/o Hamilton Nolan

I love millennial hate from the generation that gave us Reagan - Bush - Clinton - Bush. EAT SHIT OLDER PEOPLE. LITERALLY CONSUME EXCREMENT.

Quote a Hamilton Nolan piece on adjuncts, YOU TRAITOR! http://gawker.com/the-misery-of-…