My bum is on the Swedish.

I’ve noticed.

Yes.

She missed an opportunity for an epic pose down. This one’s for you, Sarah!

I like reading Deadspin and would like to be able to read Deadspin articles.

Gwen Stefani no longer looks like Gwen Stefani. Sad. Make Gwen Stefani Great Again!

And now, a message from the IOC regarding the upcoming Winter Olympics:

Now I know what I would look like if I were a cat.

Enough with the soccer.

Psh, you’re completely off base. It will collapse during the closing ceremony.

“Whatever, Brosef. Just take the cashola and bounce, dude."

Light one up while you still can; I hear the corporate fucks drug test.

FUCK YOU TOM SOCCA, YOU MARK ASS BUSTER. YOU CANT STOP MY COMMENTS! ETHICS IN GAME REPORTING!

A black serial killer - MLKs dream finally realized.

This bill is being pushed by the Italian & Jewish Grandmothers Foundation for Grandkids That Are Too Skinny, Eat Something!

Less goofy, more... Classically racist.Now let me quickly delete this pic from my phone...

Sounds like Friday at my house. Sobbing, followed by butter noodles.

Almost heaven, Fucking, West Virginia

It’s true. We should create these centers, ok, where we bring these people who won’t assimilate and help them focus on assimilation. A place without distractions, maybe in the country side, a tremendous place. Like a camp, ok, a camp for concentrating. Well call them... TRUMP CAMPS. It’s true!