Oh sure, nobody cares when the Duchess of Cambridge grabs a pussy...

This Cat Doesn’t Care About This Duchess

...Of course, as one does.

Reading comprehension FTW.

“EcoBoost Ford Taurus had the quickest 0-60 run at 5.7 seconds and tied the 5.7-liter Dodge Charger for top speed at 150 MPH.”

They’re basically pointless for anyone that doesn’t live in a densely populated urban area.

Entertaining no doubt. Debbi Downer here. Seems like there was a good chance this truck could have ended up on the public road used for filming. There was traffic travelling in the opposite direction on the same side of the road as the “race truck”. Glad nobody got hurt.

Also, dismissing experts in the field and instead going with non-experts who validate your personal beliefs.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

Ferrari and Apple at least are perfect examples of not giving a shit, you’re talking in apples case about a corporation that would rather sell a shares in the company than bring some of its cash mountain home because they’d have to pay US taxes on it. I really have no idea about Bentley tbh i’d imagine they fall into…

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

The NRA is the tobacco industry of this generation. Not that the tobacco industry ever really went away. They’re doing better than ever. Just concentrating on killing brown and black people in Asia and Africa.

I just wish milk still came in a glass bottle. It always seemed colder in glass.

...does 1% not exist in the Indy 500's milk vendor catalog, or am I just very much alone in my preference?

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

I’m burning gas as the driver waiting in front of your house. Should I just eat that cost while you find your shoes? Plus the time I wait is time I could have been picking up someone else. Five minutes is a long time to let a car idle.

It doesn’t work that way. I drive for Uber, it uses your GPS to notify the rider, you don’t tell the app when you get there.

So us drivers, we’re just donating our time then?

Why shouldn’t the charge also factor in the driver’s time?

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.