3 Doors Down are from a tiny town in Mississippi, so no surprise there.

Convenient that they kicked him out before winter.

I once worked for a nationally syndicated radio talk show host who couldn’t (I mean, under any circumstances, COULD NOT, no matter how many times we reminded him) remember that Mario Cuomo was dead. Every single time he came up in conversation, he referred to Andrew Cuomo as Mario Cuomo.

So, it’s “meat”, it’s a 1.5 ounce bar (a Snickers is 2 ounces) and it costs $2?

So, it’s “meat”, it’s a 1.5 ounce bar (a Snickers is 2 ounces) and it costs $2?

Cue the hipster fan boys who sit at their keyboards all-day, commenting on stories like this, but accomplish actually nothing, to say A) what a hack Bruckheimer is B) how scientifically implausible Armageddon is and C) how everything sucks.

If it ever goes into production, it won’t have the glass panels low on the doors. It won’t have the beautiful body lines if it has those sliding doors because they’ll cheap out and put the ugly slide-channel on the side. It won’t have that inexplicable Knight Rider-style steering wheel, because it would be annoying to…

In other news, there’s a World Darts Championship.

The photo on the boat looks like A) Wu Tang album art or B) a DVD sleeve promo shot for a gay porn. “Twinks in da Hood” anyone?

Good gracious, ass is frozacious.

Do you have a link to support the claim that the Cheetah population sank to one mother and her cubs?

And Uber could fix that problem simply by raising rates. I drove for Uber (two years, over a thousand trips) but decided I didn’t want to do the late-night bar rush because the hassle isn’t fun. So I started driving days and weekends only, only to find it’s a total waste of time. I regularly lost money on fares, and…

It’s his second show if you only count the “created by” credit, but he’s written for half a dozen TV shows, and a number of movies too. At any rate, if the show was such a huge success, it wouldn’t be coming to an end after 3 seasons. The people who enjoy this kind of open-ended, non-resolving storytelling are a…

But wait. According to my calculations, the extent of ice is increasing. I mean, look at this chart! From 1985 to 1996, the extent of sea ice grew. And again from 1990 to 2002.

It has a lot to do with those of us who believe in the art of storytelling as it has developed over millennia. Capture the audience’s attention, raise questions, deliver answers. Tying up loose ends and giving an audience resolution at the end of a story is not optional. It is a requisite of good storytelling.

The right claims National ID is an invasion of privacy. Just one more way for BIG GOVERNMENT to keep tabs on you. In the past, when National IDs have been proposed, THE RIGHT has been primarily against it. The unspoken motivation for opposing it is, if we had a National ID, there would be no more justification for…

But if we get a national ID, how will Republicans prevent people from voting?

A lake or a pond is one thing, but where I’m from, a lot of dumbasses drown when they fall through the ice on not-quite-solid rivers. You fall through and the current drags you under the ice before you can get out the hole you created when you fell in.

I owned a little shitbox just like that. Actually made by Kia, had over 200,000 miles on it, a hole in the valve cover the size of a silver dollar, a heater core that was permanently plugged, and ran like the wind.

Yes, please. Make mine look like Margot Robbie.

With Uber compensating their drivers at less-than-minimum-wage rates, it’s cheaper to just continue as it is until driverless technology is a) cheap b) safe and c) ubiquitous.