Consecutive Days Ashley Has Worked “Fuck” (in the Sex Connotation) into a Headline That Has Appeared on Deadspin: 2

LOL! Screw it, I’m just gonna pronounce it “La-tinks” from now on.

I read that as libertarian and was confused; everyone knows that Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans are the part and parcel of communists.

Tailored specifically for the Jezzie crowd.

I love you on Jezebel, honestly

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

As long as they make the men wear the same thing, I’m good with it.

Plus in all likelihood, he was already thinking of de-committing—seems like there was a lot of pressure from his mother to play closer to home at UGA—so this is a convenient out.

How dare he be so uppity to a school that views him as a soon to be unpaid tool, when they don’t bother to spell his fucking name correctly or know if he attended a party or not.

I hear that their snazzy leather helmets were certainly Top 5.

Just like a Michigan fan to only win 1/2 of the argument.

Yeah, who are these asshole kids? Don’t they know a coach getting paid millions of dollars needs them to sacrifice their bodies so that his university can reap hundreds of millions, of which they won’t see a single thin dime? How dare they expect that the party with all the power at least remember their fucking name.…

A.) The fact that you jumped on football credentials before mentioning academics says a lot, and

I think any non-middling Big Ten school counts as “better than Michigan.” Other schools will pounce on these kids, they’ll get their four years free, some of them maybe even at Michigan, but come on, you wouldn’t be put off by getting a thank you note for a thing you never did when all they tell you is how important…

For a lot of these kids, the program they choose can be the difference between a multi-million dollar career, incredible fame, and the chance to uplift their family and community... or literally none of that. Considering how a 4-star recruit could essentially receive a scholarship at any football school in the country…

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

My colleagues are buying houses and toys and I feel so not-adultish. But, then I found out that their parents give them down payments or pay for their cars, or cell phones. It doesn't make me feel any better when I hear this. I am glad they don't have to struggle, cuz it bites. But, I would just like to be them, for a…

It’s worth mentioning that purchasing within an HDFC co-op means that the building gets back a flip tax of at least 50% (sometimes as much as 75%) of the profit when the apartment is sold. Between that and paying Pops back with interest (as one defines “investment,” ahem) it’s not much more than a way to pay a few…

“The walk up, however, has proved surprisingly taxing.”

OH GOD HOW WILL SHE CARRY ON.

She seems like a perfectly fine person, if somewhat bland, and certainly lacking in self-awareness. So why does the New York Times care about her boring new condo in her boring new neighborhood? Maybe because the Times is staffed by crypto-Marxists waging a coded class war against New York City’s monied elite, with…