Never knew it was called “ghosting.” I had always referred to this practice as just being a total shitbag of a human.

Real people? No, these are clearly just animals bred and trained for our amusement, and nothing more.

Mark Wahlberg already has the movie rights

Huh, never knew Spanishtown was a real town. Always just thought that was what Trump referred to Mexico as.

Ugh. I’m a Celtics fan, but this drives me crazy. And before Smart we had Pierce, whose flopping skills are a continued source of inspiration for Marcus.

+2 balls

I mean that the tradition started 7 years ago. It’s only a 2 year program—I am now in my second year.

Love the name. My school has a big intramural hockey league, and the second years pick the nicknames that will be on the first years jerseys. Each year we pick the biggest d-bag from the first year class to be the FIGJAM. We’re now up to FIGJAM VII.

Alas, Mianus isn’t technically a town.

Excellent name. RIP Davy Jones.

Update (2:22 p.m.): Nope

According to Chris Mortensen, 11 of 12 ESPN Fantasy apps still working properly

Wes Welker doesn’t remember any of these guys

I remember after bin Laden died the comment boards were filled with comments about how deplorable it was that people would celebrate the death of anyone, regardless of how that person lived. It’s kind of fascinating, actually.

Steven Stamkos took a slapshot to the face and didn’t miss a shift. Wow NBA players are soft.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the world is a much bigger place than the immediate people you choose to surround yourself with.

Can I have directions for how to get to your world?

To clear things up once and for all, here is a picture of Higgs: