I don’t approve, I recommend... with extreme prejudice.

There’s not enough whiskey in the world for this... but I’ll give it a shot.

It randomly came up after a different article in the AVAUX section after I did a site search for ‘Savage Love’. Let me know if you got this.

Serious format question.

Does this reply start off with ‘no’? Because that’s what’s in the text field.

Oh cool, I have to go to one page to view a notification, and another to reply. Also ‘no’ is right there at the top of my reply and I can’t delete it

How do I find a copy of that 1997 ‘Fargo’ pilot? I’m as intrigued as I am attractive.

Wait, if it’s not chronological, what order are the comments in?

So... make the switch on desktop, not on mobile... I should have done that in the first place.

Ahh nuts.

'Bring out your inner Manwhore-mel and soak out some juices tonight'

Thanks for the write up. Those places where Gay Men can be themselves and not have Women there using the clients as a shield exist. They are called private clubs. Look I hate it when kids crash my dive bar, and it's got to suck when your trying to enjoy yourself and a bunch of straight women come on 'yaaaas!'ing and…

Yeah, last year my mom called and said she was taking out a new life insurance policy on me… is she… expecting to outlive me?

"No dice."

First, imagine you're a mild mannered architect…

Oh wait! This is kind of a sex thing, it's about mouths. Right, toothpaste with breath strips in it is total bullshit.

So it wasn't 'magic Samoan sex grease' it was just lard? The real magic was inside me the whole time?

I've been reading this publication since it was in print.

Is there a particular brand of bacon I can eat or stuff in my shirt to help me fuck right?

Oh ho, that Duchess… I know the one.