"We're going to run out of fuel, we'll probably hit the ocean 50 miles from anywhere and it's both our fault.'
'So… you're saying we're going to 'go down on each other'' *winks suggestively*

Oh yeah… thanks.

I believe it was 'slim-to-none'. He didn't like the flight plan and she didn't like his navigation skillz.

Where was he in 2?

Well yeah, it seems obvious in hindsight, but that stuff takes a bit to metabolize.

I walked out after 20 minutes. I was drunk and jet lagged and had a visceral reaction of 'I want to get out of here now and I don't have to stay' I'll get around to watching all of it eventually.

Driving/chase scenes are like Lightsaber fights… or asses that fart. They're better when you know about the characters behind them and why it's happening.

Thanks for triggering the Serbian Film flashbacks.

Just put mushrooms on it or don't. I don't need some vague 'why does this taste like fungus' shit in my fucking potato salad or mac 'n cheese.

He fought for cheap mayonnaise packets, and he won. What's not to love?

Oh snap!

I guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July.

One of them god damn well does!

My mom still has all his cookbooks on her cookbook shelf. The recipes do have some good tips. Like, seriously, throw in some mint next time you make tabouleh.

No she was just selling a lube. From the sound of it a petroleum based lube, maybe not. Weed is great stuff, but people invested in selling it will overemphasize the 'benefits' part of 'therapeutic benefits'… like, it needs to be part of a therapy to have the best chance of success. You can eat all the brownies you…

No! NOOOOOOO!

Like, I do, but it's weird, cause I want to savage the legs of a lady dressed as (and pretending to be) James Caan from Rollerball while I'm dressed as Kathy Bates from Misery. I don't think our relationship is at that level yet.

Bubblers are a pain to clean. Robot Dicks don't give off that weird stale old weed smell. I hate that smell so much. It WILL show up, even with a scrupulously maintained pipe made of the finest glass.

I can believe it. Quick note: pipes are gross, get a weed pen.

She refused to wear the fake beard I have with me at all times.