Can I just get a nap instead?

Has someone already said something about there being other screenings? Or that Toby Keith did a man only concert and people gave him shit? I am so tired and sunburnt… I hope people enjoy stuff in life in their own time.

I know the map for New Vegas better than the neighborhood where I live.

The Rover was pretty good. I like movies with clumsy idiots. The end doesn't 'ruin' it, but it does turn the movie into a shaggy dog story.

When you show up, open with 'Who knocked up the slot?' Your schedule will clear up immediately.

Washington… no land in WV is 'rich'.

It was two blocks away! The monster!

How many times must I tell you… you can't sink all your problems into the Marianas.

I was coerced into frequenting the Gaslight bar and grill in Richland, WA because it was close to my hotel.

A shame about the vestments.

Die near a rosemary bush.

Portugal Update Week 5.5 Part 2

I don't remember a 'don't do it' line, but he does maintain an 'it's never 100% safe' angle.

Next time you hang out, ask the guy 'Why'd you bring the gash?'… you'll never see them again.

I disagree.

Ach! Mine pichelhaub hast deflated.

So… she's single?

Stop being reasonable. This is the internet for god's sake.

Oh, you say that about all the holes.

'Mancunians' is it? Huh? Well, you learn something new every day. I'd have gone with Mancheshires or Chesties or Chazwozzers.