Stalker is on tour!!!

That's the same place that Trump got in 2016. Except 'Didn't Vote' got first here.

10 years ago they were 10 year olds.

Good get, I had a filthy joke book from the 40s with uncut pages for a while. Hell if I know where it went. 'Anecdota Americana'… the Fox Fire books reference it a bit.

Stay on my lawn?

Hey! I love this show!

Do the worst thing, AND then blame it on Mexicans living in the state or liberals.

Crows are troublesome.

They're up on YouTube and a good background for doing other things.

Yeah, uh me too, mostly by Canadians… you wouldn't know them.

Maaaaybe his profile pics got hijacked by a bot… but probably not. Be diplomatic… he could be doing it just to feel reassured that he's still desirable (in the low-stakes way that tinder can do that)… that being said: You get to make up the names in posts like this. Don't sacrifice wit for brevity.
The Bristleconer
Mack…

I'll never understand you kids, with your paper, and your manservants to carry them. Curses etched on a thin sheet of lead, sealed with blood and wedged into the garden wall of my enemies was good enough for my pappy, and it's good enough for me god damn it.

I like you.

Whaaaaaat? Interns are great! I had two last year for a few weeks. I went mad with power. It's a good thing the gig ended when it did. I was about to get into some wild Caligula shit.

That same jazz used to happen in Buddhism. Until the various sects grew apart and the regional Sanghas realized that no one gave a shit.

That one took dedication.

Think of your legacy!

Hah! I'm just a worker Bee. Those attitudes are quite…
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Bemusing.

Portugal Update Week 2.5 Part 2
I had a dream last night where I had to travel with my Ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend (an entirely hypothetical individual, I've had light contact with her since we broke up 2 years ago) to Saudi Arabia…

We got some Sthulberg, we got some Wingham… where's Michael Shannon?