It did all happen a bit too easily.

No, it wasn't just you.

Well, sheeeeeit, I can't help what dumb people like.

Ugh… really?

You know… if they didn't hang the movies of the thin thin hook of 'based on a true story' they could have avoided some of this mess.

Morgan Freeman fights gangsters in a suit made of Lucy-Goo, naturally.

That's true. The animated version pops up for limited theatrical runs every once in a while. I wonder how it does.

Or Lucy 2!

Damn $19/$110…. that's some harsh numbers. Oh cyberpunk… you just can't win.

Chandler Riggs has thoroughly poisoned that character.

Bollywood is incredibly diverse. There's Punjabi, Tamil, Bengali, and many other kinds of actors from the subcontinent.

I ground my teeth for 25 hours with that game, saying 'Don't I have people for this crap?'

And tiger sharks? Where do they fit?

I guessed it!

How do you tell the family of the last jeep that got exploded in an Expendables movie, that it died for a mistake.

Yeah, what the hell was going on with Aloha? They could have tweaked the script in production and it would have been mediocre. Instead they tried to have their diverse cast cake and eat it with Emma Stone. So it was mediocre and lots of people were disgusted with it.

I'll amend the record to say that Ghost in the Shell wasn't as creative with how it staged action scenes as John Wick 2. While we're splitting hairs… The Raid movies have very good Fight Choregraphy, but not very good Action Choreography.

Oh no it didn't.

Amazing choreography and camera work. That mirror maze fight at the end was very bold (right, fine, Enter the Dragon did it first).

Ahhh the old 'They're in purgatory' theory… the lowest common denominator of fan theories