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Oh, look, everyone. Always-Brings-Up-Penis-Extenders-Guy is here.

Yeah, the water’s so murky it’s not even funny. Out of my four “domestic” cars, half weren’t even made in the western hemisphere.

1999 Pontiac Grand Am - Lansing, Michigan.
2000 Grand Prix GTP - Kansas City, Kansas.
2004 GTO - Elizabeth, Australia.
2015 Jeep Renegade - Melfi, Italy.

So, I’m confused. Should I buy a FCA vehicle built in Canada, or can I buy a Honda built in Alabama?

Because a lot of them are actually built in the US?

like the Civic and Accord? Or do you mean the Outback? The Tacoma?

Please end this “joke” forever.

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”

Why do you hate the global oppressed?

$658,000,000 / 328,0000 people in the United States = $2.01/person in the United States. Why is the fact I can do math dumb? (I know it’s simplistic, but no more so than the comment I replied to.)

Don’t worry. Your share is only $2/Bomber. .... If $2 will affect your quality of life, we really are a third-world country.

Welcome to the liberal communist state of California. Hopefully shit like this makes you think about who your voting for. 

You come across as another jack booted authoritarian. You want to regulate hobbies and activities you don’t enjoy. You’re basically saying it’s OK to pass laws against people who annoy you. Because as far as I can tell there’s no real “harm” from a loud exhaust.

How are you an asshole for having a loud car? My car is over 95DB Stock, and it was built in 2016.

Literally you are the definition of a non-car person. 

Why are you on Jalopnik?

It’s not meant to “age well”, whatever the hell that means here in this conversation. I’m truly concerned something horrible has happened to him...and the only way to escape that particular something horrible is to be able to defend oneself.  

Sadly, I get the feeling a .45 would have been a more useful tool. 

This is what people have to bitch about today. It’s such a depressingly useless waste of energy. This was a Hollywood blockbuster filmed in 1963. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

Sure, call them awful. Obnoxious. Whatever. "The Worst People to Ever Use Instagram"? Sensationalist much?

Not half as obnoxious as jealous people whining about it.