Actually, taking shots at Alabama, Clemson, and sociology majors just made him at least one friend.

Yeah well fucking with NAFTA can seriously affect the car industry... so that’s why you’re seeing it.

Jalopnik is now Teslanik.

CT5, CT6, ATS, CTS, XTS....goddammit, I want the old names back. Gimme a Deville, Seville, Eldorado, Fleetwood, Talisman, even a Catera instead of this alphabet soup nonsense. Find this ONE WAY not to ape the Germans and I’d respect Cadillac a lot more.

Lots of comments lately implying that “Trump’s going to get off, nothing’s happening, no one’s doing anything…”

“...I was wondering as recently as last weekend how these signs work.”

That requirement in Michigan about gas stations only having to be open 16 hours a day is TERRIBLE. As a New Yorker, I’m used to there being no such thing as gas stations that aren’t open 24 hours, and have gotten really close to disaster trying to find a gas station that’s open in the middle of nowhere at 4:00 a.m.

You are describing a billboard.

These signs provide a public service and should cost no more than the amount it takes to install and maintain them. The purpose of these signs is to attract travelers to an exit, not to an individual business... hence all the restrictions/qualification around operating hours and…

Plot twist: she’s really a lesbian and hates herself, trying to justify this self loathing through Bible interpretations, and needs to act out against it to keep herself in check.

Is there a reason why the Warriors’ current destruction of the Cavs is somehow more boring and more detrimental to the health of the league than LeBron’s 7-year dominance of the East has been? Because I don’t remember seeing similar articles when he was chewing up the Raptors and Celtics.

Nothing is better than Mark Jackson having to watch the Warriors win another title so soon after firing him.

It’s gonna be a record-breaking loss. How much energy would any arena have?

So the 61-win 2017 Spurs are “not a good team”? Or their 67-win version last year, or the 55-win Thunder that took them out and almost eliminated the 73-win Warriors?

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

If you’re reading this, Albert, THIS is why people were asking if you REALLY wanted the Wizards to advance out of the last round.

The only reason the Desmos app is being allowed in some testing environments is it’s embedded as part of the testing application the students take their tests in. They aren’t installing the app on their personal devices. This isn’t made clear in the article.

I’m an adult who has returned to school and graphing calculators are alive and well. At every exam, your calculator is inspected to ensure it conforms to the test’s requirements. For example, many tests require that your calculator doesn’t have an algebraic engine. Calculators with wifi capabilities are pretty much…

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I’m more concerned when they say “buh bye”.

See You Next Time = C U Next Time