I feel for you. I know what you’re going through because I’ve felt the same way for several months now. But I’m through taking solace from seeing like-minded people protesting and hearing celebrities tell me what I want to hear. It doesn’t give me hope anymore. It just makes me feel like a chump.

Thank you. It’s time to join Team Winning. (And not the Charlie Sheen kind.)

No offense, but fuck the truth. I don’t give a flying fig about anything but winning now.

they have to dig their heals in and take a stand even if they aren’t going to win.

Fine, they’re dumb. But the other side gets dumb working to their advantage. Why don’t we? And please don’t tell me that we can’t because dumb’s incompatible with our game plan. If whatever it takes to win isn’t compatible with our game plan, then the game plan needs to change.

But WE didn’t elect him. It’s the other side that should be getting the punishment.

Finally, our side has been trying to play fair and be reasonable against people who do neither. Who do whatever they can to suppress votes and redistrict and straight up lie.

Or we’re being punished for our sins, but we’re still God’s Chosen, right? When our enemies were smitten in the past it was because they were evil. The blows we’re taking now are God’s punishment for some transgression of ours but we’re still the inheritors of the Promised Land, right?

I have a legit question: God is on our side, right? I mean, like she is, no?

Here’s a myth that’s not exposed in this new report: our side doesn’t suck.

And please don’t tell me our side won when the court reversed the travel ban. That just restored the status quo ante. I want to know when we start winning again. As in winning. Remember when we used to win?

That’s not helpful.

So now instead of “I’m not the father” we’re being treated to Twitter jokes at our expense. Have you seen the Tweets saying the Falcons lost because Matt Ryan didn’t visit Michigan enough? That Putin hacked the game? That Jill Stein has raised $7M for a Super Bowl recount? (Oh wait, that last one is no joke.)

Can somebody please tell me why our side keeps losing? I’m getting sick-and-fucking-tired of it. Brexit. Trump. Italian referendum. Super Bowl (i.e., Trump again).

By politicizing it you made Trump the winner of Super Bowl. And he wasn’t even playing. Good job.

How else do you explain the Brexit-Trump-Pats trifecta? A coincidence of evil?

After Brexit, Trump and now the Patriots, I’ve decided to go over to the dark side. I just ordered my MAGA hat, changed party affiliation, and sent conversion therapy brochures to all my former LGBT friends.

Maybe the path of evil is the correct one. There are only so many times Hell can triumph before you start wondering whether Satan has the upper hand.

Does this mean Trump won?

Brexit. Trump. Patriots.