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Lori Lightfoot has shown she’s willing to along with the cover up until proof gets out and then all of a sudden she’s heartbroken and shit. I mean a city official went on TV and lied and said he had a gun. Now it’s he misspoke, Whoops?

No, no, no; his father’s people are Sicilian! And his great great grandmother on his mother’s side was, uh, a Cherokee princess! He’s just... swarthy, you see...

He appears to be the same type of Italian as Mike Tirico.

It’s simple. You put two people who don’t like each other on a split screen and watch the ratings soar.  Hannity is not stupid. He just breaks out the vape and counts the dollars. 

I keep seeing people defending her saying “Wow, punished? Just for doing your job?” but I’m pretty sure you’d get punished at any job (other than cop) for accidentally killing someone. That’s a really low bar.

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Whenever I see someone say “happens to be black” I always think about George Carlin’s skit about language:

Yep, Fix Lupin while you’re at it. They act like Omar Sy would self-immolate if he ever had a black lover or friend.

Well here we can see him Fucking Around, and apparently he’s been arrested and his boss’s boss (Brig. Gen. Milford Beagle Jr) is a Black dude who’s very pissed, so it looks like he is imminently about to Find Out.

They’re moving too quickly. It seems that they were in the mid-90s just a few months ago. If they keep up this pace, they’re going to be wearing the dreaded skinny jeans by year’s end.

I am pretty sure this is going to get me banished into the greys, but does anyone have a better source than Jezebel for news with a feminist focus? I like the format of Jezebel in the sense that it has a good balance between politics and pop culture, but I am disappointed on the regular with how the writers clearly

however it’s not cool to use people of the opposite sex as human shields to protect you from judgement - or stalk them to the point they file restraining orders

Complains about heteronormative bullshit, chooses picture of subject holding can of sparkling raspberry rose surrounded by flowers to support sarcastic take on their sexual orientation.

With absolutely anyone else, something like the Daniel Tiger scene would feel completely ridiculous and cheesy. But because it’s Fred Rogers, it’s 100% believable that he’d go out of his way to approach a child who seemed unhappy and coax him into discussing his feelings. And it was definitely the right choice to not

This is why we voted for Biden. We wanted someone “electable” not a hero. We always knew the cost of that compromise. But hey, at least his middle name is Robinette 🙄

Throwing fake bills as a ‘promotional thing’ is shitty.

Every single Usher story I’ve heard makes him sound like a Medium level asshole.

TMZ is now claiming that this is no big deal, actually, because Usher also paid in real cash. Regardless, throwing a bunch of fake hundred dollar bills at women who have been underemployed for the last year is cruel, even if real money is interspersed. They also misquoted @beel0ved.

Listen, I don’t give one shit what the officer who discharged her weapon is entitled to.

Yes. I think his presidential campaign was a troll, I think his current mayoral run is a troll, I think those tweets are are a troll. I don’t think he’s a serious human being at all. I think he’s a wanna be tech bro who thinks he’s going to “synergize” his way into office and wing it from there. He’s never held public

I saw his tweet about food vendor’s in the subways and laughed. I knew this dude was a fraud. When he made his comments about raising kids in apartments (listen I love having a house in queens and not an apartment in manhattan but either one is fine) and I knew this dude would annoy New Yorkers.