You have a twisted sense of humor

I would expect to find a cat either sleeping or pooping in that before long.

Looks worse, broke the "open all unread" userscript button I heavily use. Change is bad

Illegal in some states. Because fighting off dogs monkey-style is what you do in "civilization".

Come on that's like saying locks help people hide their crimes. This service is unneeded by antisocial elements.

I used to wonder how useful virtual CC numbers could be since cardholders aren't held liable, but after having to call Amex repeatedly about fraudulent charges over the course of several months while the thieves were enjoying their new merchandise and moving on to better scores, I think I'll start using my Discover…

Expenses for the kindergartner dwarf the commuting expenses. Unless that was an employer-assigned duty it is clearly unjustifiable. Should have found a free gerbil on Craigslist instead.

Haven't most food products gone up about as much? (Granted the price I pay for PB has already gone up 300% in the past 5 years)

Maybe you need a better chair

Bank of America's annual profit is around $2 billion. I think you'd take measures too if the government forced your employer to pay you nothing above minimum living expenses.

@Ian Shader Check card

They make double when you use a credit card (plus the possibility of interest). Blame Congress for yet another goofy law. Credit cards are better for customers anyway.

Unless you require internal lubrication, subbing applesauce for oil is also good idea.

I agree completely provided that there are at least four girls on the couch.

This and the prior entry on female driving are disturbing. Lifehacker is generally regarded as a serious resource for adults. Users of these automobiles are exposed to potentially onerous legal consequences. The unpermitted female drivers of automobiles are committing a crime. I think Lifehacker should reconsider its…

Https is still shown

Probably more likely to get general rotting at home, but should have less risk of poop contamination.

Does sound a little crazy, but salads, oranges, peas, carrots aren't the most edible stuff. If you've gone through all the possibilities—cherry tomatoes, berries, sweet potatoes, sugar-snap peas—you can also try purees like apple sauce or juices. Though if you are getting enough fiber and vitamins and find your…

Run/bike/swim many miles. If you bake stuff with less sugar and buy darker chocolates the easy-to-find low-quality stuff should seem less edible.

Double the number of meals you eat. Should add some weightlifting, though the fans in the gym might blow you off your feet