With all these articles no one will save money because the cable companies will just double rates while capping bandwidth to make up for the TV subscribers.

@misterlee: Don't eat, or eat at least an hour before

@iamnotafish: I doubt HR will be interested. Probably only useful as a last ditch effort when you have bombed the interview, like giving some sort of Freemason signal, or leaning over for a cleavage display

@stallionz53: LH was leaving out that key piece of information for a reason. Because of you there will be accurate snipers terrosjadfi

Very generous to "unveil" the same pricing model as Vista that allows you to buy a restricted license for less than the cost of your computer. Now only paying 90% more than Dell!

@SJRNWT: I think you should post your address in your profile so we don't confuse you with all the other SJRNWTs.

@karelj: Actually it's kind of sad, since he was hiring the hookers with his daddy's money.

@TheFu: Cash withdrawals from bank accounts are also monitored by the FBI. High-end pimps vet their clients. 3rd point is largely a matter of taste since you are already nailed by the first two

@Mischif: People will just think that you are always lying.

@BeyondtheTech: Jesus will save you.

@SJRNWT: It's hardly ridiculous for a consumer advocate website to publicize loss of product value, infringement of customer privacy, and violation of customer credit card policy. Maybe your posts on LH on "how to avoid change and make life difficult" were ban-worthy.

@planetarian: With Vista, a lot of computers were shipped with Basic. And I think a lot more consumers were suckered into Ultimate than Professional.

@drhowarddrfine: Because they'll have you wasting time saying incantations and hand waving. The truth is that the batteries are engineered to die sometime after the warranty expires, the sooner the better.

@Gyroscope352: Get an eSata one if your computer supports

@kingofallcosmos: "Networking" also involves meeting new people through conferences, business events, volunteering, bar-hopping, etc. (Granted I don't know how well this works because I avoid meeting even people I know)

The music of silence, though uniform extremely low-decibel ambient noise is acceptable in the absence of a vacuum.

@Shandog: Buy replacement lenses. Buy a pair of cheap sunglasses.

@Alaska Jack: No, wanting higher pay is frowned upon.

@StlHakusho: So you recommend $3 bills?

Classic LH tip!