So FF is slow because of biased javascript benchmarks, and startup time is slow because of biased users.

@KVReads: Word, bro

@Billy_McSkintos: The flea control stuff should work—baths are useless and are probably washing off the Advantage.

@PickledEgg: Cars are a scam too.

@lanes: Paying for specialized equipment to watch commercials is unappealing

@johnfrombrooklyn: Uh, you don't need to watch the torrents downloading. And it sounds like you're overpaying for "blazing fast!!!" 1mbit internet.

Her hair looks awesome. LH should be giving us tips on how to achieve that look.

@Greg3: Acai berries are a scam!

@jeffk: That's kind of like going into the gym and putting random weights on the bar and running as far as you feel like.

@RoFLKOPTr: My eyes, my rules: commercials are more likely to convince me not to buy a product if I'm too bored to ignore them. And how do you know Hulu doesn't get credit from the advertisers anyway? Would you be happier if the addon let the the commercial play, but switched the viewer over to a new tab and played a…

@leave_aMessage: Why so sad?

Can't Microsoft go into the oil business instead? Or maybe a partnership with AIG?

The first step would be to create a chicken concentration camp in your backyard to get that special KFC skin-and-bones taste.

@cothebadger: Chemicals were given to us by nature and are freely available for sale. Thanks for the tip, though—I was getting sick of eating the bodies.

@JoeLikesRamen!: Vacations are overrated. Other places are basically the same, and trying to enjoy yourself is depressing.

If you have to save for retirement, you can't over-save. If on the other hand you are getting a 150k government pension with 90% free health insurance, own 10million in real estate with a portfolio of 15 million, and have a government retirement consulting or lobbying sinecure that pays 100k/year, then yes, you should…

@subodhgupta: That eclipse seems to have made you cranky

@NobleCrayfish: When I was in elementary school we didn't have mice :(

@Jason Fitzpatrick: Hah. Less than 10 years ago I bought a pentium II 333mhz laptop with 64mb ram with CD drive for more than 2000.

@PickledEgg: Yes, you can be too stingy, but a boat is hardly necessary unless you live on an island.