The Goatse movie was alright except for the gaping hole in the plot.

Good! We need to think of the children!

Kingsman 3 really, really, really needs to reveal that the Canadian version of the Kingsman is really the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that that they have been hiding in plain sight all along.

I hope it doesn’t have anythign to do with a Deus Ex Machina swooping in at the end. I want the Avengers, the people who I’ve been following for ten years, to be the ones to defeat Thanos. Captain Marvel can certainly help, but I don’t want her to be the solution to everything.

Can you imagine it?

Thanos finally gets the last inifinity stone. He goes to put it in the gauntlet. But wait - what is this trickery?

From Freepress.net:

I can see them arguing if it’s better to play with your toys, risking of to break or lose them in the process, or let them boxed and in mint-condition, collecting dust on the shelves.

Ways to write scenes or characters out of movies:

It’s like some kind of pandemic. But with bats! Some kind of batty pandemic or... dare I say... Batdemic!

Which advances them.

The gun won’t be a .38. It’ll be of a size the cops have never seen before — an X-calibre.

I always thought a Deadpool-esque way to do it would be that whenever he tries to swear a completely benign word comes out instead, leading to a stream of completely innocuous words coming out of his mouth as he desperately tries to curse. And then when he finally sees an opportunity to fit in the one allowed swear…

This is my everything.

I want the Stand and Langoliers remade. :-x

Disagree.

Do not kill! Do not rape! Do not steal!

tombstone and hateful eight. people need to watch more westerns anyway

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