Corporations are not “people” now and they never were. Citizens United (which I’m assuming is what you are referencing because it usually is when people get performatively ignorant about this concept) established no such judgement.

“the G159 was designed “specifically” for regional delivery vehicles, records show. But Goodyear has claimed the tire had multiple applications, and an estimated 40,000 ended up on RVs”

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

Try, and this is difficult, to imagine what the tire marks would look like on the ground after this car rolls away. I imagine it would be a ring with a hole in the middle. The only difference from a traditional donut is that the ring is made with all four wheels rather than two. In both cases the car is spinning. In…

this is like charging a battery using solar power from an incandescent light bulb...   coal power is way more efficient than that.

Looks like that Ferrari is gonna need some nappa know how

I think you need help;

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

Obligatory:

I would like to donate to this program. Should I start dropping them off at the loading dock, or is there a preferred shipping service?

I would say this is another example of college football supporting rich, asshole coaches over players, but I don’t want to keep beating a dead offensive lineman. 

I’m sorry Jason, I made it to the second paragraph before putting down my phone to watch the northwest Baltimore librarian coalition debating the merits of the Dewey decimal system in a 21st century digital world on CSPAN3.

I bet these commuters on the 101 did Nazi that plane coming.

As someone living in a house with wood paneling, who’s gearing up to remove the shag carpet that remains, I have to say: no. No, there isn’t. There isn’t a shortage of disco, jingles, faux wood, shag carpet, or leisure suits. Any number higher than 0.0 counts as excess.

This is the kind of pickiness I live for. 

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

Some hood scoops really do suck.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Smashing idea, do continue!