In my head, there is a Venn diagram of “I absolutely have to see this” and “I absolutely can never see this,” and the middle of that Venn diagram is this movie.

Westworld security is terrible - Maeve took a similar wander last season - but I guess it’s just because they don’t know that hosts can do this?

Your answer to the guy with the vaguely annoying friend-of-fiencee was the best answer, Albert. It was the very, very best answer. It was a real-life answer, the answer of a wise real-life man. It should be read by all members of all marriages, because there’s something in it for everyone.

Thank you for that answer.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

Then the play was reviewed. When slowed down and zoomed in to degrees impossible to see with the human eye in real time, it looked like Clement didn’t quite have the ball completely in his control while he tapped his toes in bounds.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

“BB-8, sorry to do this little buddy, but....well...your kind replaceable. You can calculate hyperspace jumps...that’s kinda your main purpose. So give us about 20 minutes, then hyperspace this piece of shit into that big-ass First Order ship. We’re gonna bounce and regroup later. Thanks, bud! I’ll make sure you get a…

My son is 3 and when we give him tablet time (I’m a shitty dad), he quickly learned to hit the little x’s on the pop up ads. He’ll shout “I saw the tiny x!” He doesn’t even notice they are ads. Makes me proud.

I stepped on a garden rake in my garage and got whacked in the head by the handle. It hurt like hell, but the tears were laughter.

EA, why you gotta do this, man. This game is fun. The bones of it are great. The shooting mechanics are on point. It’s fucking gorgeous. It absolutely nails the Star Wars feel and atmosphere. It’s packed with content. It’s vastly improved over the first one. You’ve got everything you need to make this a fantastic…

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

You’re absolutely right. Obamacare is a poor compromise, and in no way superior to universal free health care coverage, something which every industrialized civilized nation currently has, along with reasonable gun control laws.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Listen I’m not a die-hard NBA fan, but I much prefer watching 3 or 4 tremendously talented players on one team play high-caliber basketball for the championship against another similar team to watching 1 all-star on a team with a bunch of scrubs. I’m all for players making as much money as possible, but this seems to…

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

It had bare boobies. In a pre-Internet world, that was all a man really needed. Damn millennial degenerates don’t know how good they have it.

The problem isn’t wasting time, it’s feeling guilty. If you’re not hurting yourself or others, there’s no problem. Maybe it’s something obsessive you need to get out of your system before you move on. Pay attention to what feels satisfying about it and see if it can be applied to any other activities, and then perhaps…