@danarchist: It's not. You think Apple would release the 5, then the white 4 a few months later? I'm in the same boat, going to Android

For better or worse sense wise, this is the G2.

Gyro chickens! I expect these integrated into the iphone 5

@Bigbadbikernerd: eh.

Pinching a loaf... gotta save that

My father has an iPad, and uses a text to speech app to help my autistic brother to communicate

Very well done. I should show this to my stupid friends. Also- AT&T's service is not killing anyone, it's people misusing the service.

@showbiz2: AA guns are light years ahead of ww2. Plus, they have functional ICBM's so that would never happen.

Pick one up at a Wal-Mart nearest you!

I may just be hungry, but that top cloud looks suspiciously like a drumstick

Lots of fiber.

Can you get one without the 4G on contract?

Not beefy enough for me

@numo16: I agree with frisbee and velcro but nobody says kleenex. At least not up in maine.

@RigAudio: +100 gizmodo dollars

This was informative... very...informative.

@unixpunkx: WOAH NELLIE WE CAN ONLY HAVE ONE COMBINE LOGO IN HERE

I remember that bullshit lattice method they taught in 4th grade and then quickly banned from curriculum. I could never draw those damn boxes.

@magusoftheguild: Sell your computer, that would help too!

@Almightywhacko: Hmm... it appears we have a space murderer here! Jk. Interesting.