I feel like I’m from Portland. Like, emotionally.
But, no, I’ve never actually been there.

I DIDN’T KNOW CHRIS HEMSWORTH WAS IN THIS YOU GUYS. This sundae of things I love now has a cherry.

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?

we have a toddler. twice a week is a lot for us.

It's rampant in our society...forced basketball culture is a scourge on our culture. 😜

You only get registered to vote if you are legally allowed to vote.

I mean, Oregon goes blue anyway, so... whoever is the Dem option, we will vote for. Full stop.

We always vote at our kitchen table, with the voter’s pamphlet and the internet at hand. I think it makes us more informed voters.

wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this

#notallpuertoricans

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

She *obviously* needs Matt Damon to explain a few things to her.


/s

She killed my Brother in a knife fight in Saigon, back in ‘73 and on that day I swore revenge. Now, 43 years later, my opportunity is here and bitchy internet comments are my weapon of choice.

Zac Efron....

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I prefer to put the bulk of my mental energy into “and chill”. Seems a better use of the resources in that particular pairing.

I’m not sure I’d concur that there was “no excuse” for killing a baby in 1787. While foundling hospitals existed, they were hotbeds of abuse and disease. If your child survived childhood disease and a near starvation diet, s/he would be condemned to a life of poverty with no family support network. The very best…

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."