I like how happy Dany is while flying her dragons, no need to look down at all...

It’s called Titanfall 2

Origin says 40 hours played so I hope people let me talk shit.

<insert generic comment accusing you of not even playing the game and how this game is perfect and polished works fine for me so it must be your system. Also all the reviews and criticisms are fake>

No, it really is bad. 

Cool. Next time you order food at a restaurant and they deliver a raw chunk of meat, remember that you’re okay with unfinished product.

And many of US are tired of $60 games that ship fucking *broke*. You know what never got patched? Super Mario Bros. Either you’re an entitled teen/twentysomething gamer with NO sense of history or you're a Xennial/Xer who has forgotten your roots.

I don’t think you actually know what an “asset flip” is.  

Not sure how the comments relate to one another but okay.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

A key weakness of FO3 and FO4 was that they kept pushing the timeline further and further out without updating the setting. The Sole Survivor seems to be scavenging old world ruins same as the Vault Dweller was doing 130 years before. Fallout 2 takes place almost 50 years before Fallout 4, but we can see there that…

Fuck cancer.

Bethesda is proud to announce Skyrim re-remaster ultimate edition for the TI-84 calculator!

Counter point: I changed the wake word to computer and now my fucking House is Star Trek

Part of the inspiration for the game is recontextualizing the kinds of interactions that might be better known from a different medium. The creator talks about this in the interview I did with her years ago:

“And it definitely seems that no one teaches men how to be considerate that you are in this confusing and stressful position.”

“White Democrats got you affirmative action, they got you the Fair Housing Act, they got you the Voting Rights act, they got you healthcare, minimum wage! How the ever loving fuck have the Democrats been fucking over black people when all they ever do is try and advance black people’s position in America?”

Can’t you show some appreciation? /s

Jim will forever break the chains of love.