I like how happy Dany is while flying her dragons, no need to look down at all...

Oh, fuck off. You know damn well you don’t always fit them in right on the first try. No one does. Ports can be oriented one way on one computer and the other way on others. A stick can go label-side up on one machine and label-side down on another. If you’re not looking directly at the port, especially one in the…

I dare say many conservatives would take issue with the idea that they’re all white nationalists.

It’s called Titanfall 2

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

Origin says 40 hours played so I hope people let me talk shit.

<insert generic comment accusing you of not even playing the game and how this game is perfect and polished works fine for me so it must be your system. Also all the reviews and criticisms are fake>

No, it really is bad. 

/whooooooooosh

Well, the estimated power output of the Epstein drive makes it somewhat fantastical depending on how pedantic you want to get about it. Sure, it works within the laws of physics and is a heck of a lot more plausible than FTL engines and torchships, but probably requires some sort of unobtainium to work.

Well, hard sci fi can have fantastic elements. 2001: A Space Odyssey is usually classified as hard sci fi, but even without the monolith and such there is still, say, a true artificial general intelligence with emotions.

Cool. Next time you order food at a restaurant and they deliver a raw chunk of meat, remember that you’re okay with unfinished product.

And many of US are tired of $60 games that ship fucking *broke*. You know what never got patched? Super Mario Bros. Either you’re an entitled teen/twentysomething gamer with NO sense of history or you're a Xennial/Xer who has forgotten your roots.

I don’t think you actually know what an “asset flip” is.  

Not sure how the comments relate to one another but okay.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

A key weakness of FO3 and FO4 was that they kept pushing the timeline further and further out without updating the setting. The Sole Survivor seems to be scavenging old world ruins same as the Vault Dweller was doing 130 years before. Fallout 2 takes place almost 50 years before Fallout 4, but we can see there that…

Jim will forever break the chains of love.

No we don't. As soon as we spot any, we ship them off to NYC.

Pretty sure they have bugs and rodents in Europe, too, Jeff.