It’s convenient that Kendall and Harry get caught canoodling right when he has an album out and she’s had multiple tabloids saying she’s gay. I’m not a conspiracy theorist about celebrity relationships, but the timing here is interesting.
I’ve decided, in my role as Dictator-For-Life, that you deserve the newly inaugarated but sure to be repeated, Jezebel Thirst Trap Award.
I like to tell myself that this is also true for celebrities, and that if I got paid by a PR person to Instagram a photo of the douchebags I go on dates with, I’d have been in tens of “relationships” by now.
I’d prefer a bloodied sheet hanging out the window, thanks.
Like on one hand, I don’t want to be with another human or love anyone but myself and my cats BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I want a really good blender. My blender now BARELY blends. I also want a mixer because manual whisking is for SUCKERS.
Mystery approves of Jeffrey Wells epic level negging.
I really liked that movie. I think the hallmark of a good film is if it stays with you, I’ve been thinking so much about how gender is represented in that film. And, debating her final choices with the ginger.
I thought that movie was excellent. I love scripts that deliberately limit themselves. In that case: what can we accomplish with three actors and one (admittedly elaborate) set? Quite a lot!
she was really good in EX Machina
Can we talk instead about how this looks exactly like every other music biopic that has ever existed?
and 50% more of snake hips
You do realize that even when women are getting paid to do porn, that if they say no and if they say their SAFEWORD, that the scene must come to a SCREECHING HALT? Fucking christ.
Well, this’ll be extra hard for some of those “that guy can’t be a rapist, he doesn’t *need* to rape!” people to wrap their brains around.
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
That’s one hell of a saucy, smouldering grin on Mr Style’s face there.
I’m partial to short dudes (husband is 5’7”). He is super charming and extremely attractive in person. Also a good tipper. In conclusion, I would totally hit it.
this is my literal dream, except even in my dreams we’re not close. like at all. and i dream about him a lot.
That is the face of someone remembering a very good guilty fuck.