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David Mitchell is one of my dream guys. And Lee. Shit, I love this show.

Taylor Swift is hardly the first artist to write about their romantic life and their break-ups. Pink’s written about her breakup. Heck, Don’t Speak was about Stefani’s breakup with Tony Kanal. I don’t know why people act like Taylor Swift pioneered break-up music.

Uh, no Gwen actually wrote that lesson plan back in like 1995.

“He keeps saying shit like, “but you still love me, right.”

OMG right because didn’t she claim that she was once booked based on her passport photo? God that woman is so full of shit. So many challenged were simply designed around her getting to tell humble brags about her modeling past.

Don’t be sad, Fake Drake!

sad

This is what bonfires were made for

Just MANSPLAINING SUPER SAYIAN LEVEL.

“That’s a very big book for such a little lady.”

Unless a dude started a conversation with, “Oh my god, I read that book and I love -author-, have you read [other book]?” which is the only conceivable way I could see putting down said book, this article is seriously 10000000% truth.

Seriously. I’m looking at him thinking, he’s in decent shape and for a flaccid dick it’s not small. I don’t know, man.

That is most decidedly not a dadbod!!!!

Exactly, or tight braids or weaves. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tight man-bun.

Re: Hiddleswoons butt Tom Crimson Peak had my curiosity but now

He is SO BAD about this everytime he’s interviewed by an attractive woman! But as a woman who’s blessed with a great ass, I’ve gotta respect that his lechery gives me a fighting chance.

It’s all part of his atonement.

I’m not sure it’s really about his looks. I think he’s one of those guys who opens his mouth and the most wonderful things come out, and instantly he’s incredibly attractive.

You just keep being perfect Tom. And keep showing that butt.