Josie was also amazing satire.

Yeah, but the Josie movie was satire meant to lampoon these kinds of movies. This one seems to be earnest in its misguided writing.

Suddenly I’m not hungry.

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Just want to state this. "People should not have children if they cannot afford them!" Well, as a small business owner-"Business should not have EMPLOYEES if they cannot afford them." That means you should provide a decent salary, health benefits and paid time off, especially for family/medical related issues.

Facts about this feud:

when reading a 1d article, look at the number of comments and then divide by 2 because at least half of them will be me.

oh my god literally what is wrong with me

this is one among like 32948203942 he’s hurled at nb, whose pic was throwing shit at something liam jokingly IGd about a new replacement member (ig vid of a friend doing horrible karaoke). liam was joking. nb was being a cunt. and louis took offense because being the meanest is HIS job.

That or “Tiresome Nebbish.”

Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

JUST GET UP AN HOUR EARLIER, AND YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF MUCH GIRLIER.

WHATEVER YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

What I took away from it: 1D and Zayn both are part of Stephen Hawkings’s personal universe and that is pretty amazing, because he’s not exactly part of their target group.

What I learned this morning: theoretical physicists make bad therapists.

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

I'm almost (ALMOST!) tempted to write one myself, just for the puns. Skewers, hot meat, creamy garlic sauce, balls of...falafel, the jokes practically write themselves!

I was really looking forward to kebab puns and am so disappointed.

Clearly you are not Irish.

I cannot even explain to you how disappointed I am that that one wasn't about kebabs, just poor spelling