I'm making my own. Because this shit would seriously not fly the other way around. It wouldn't even get an inch off the ground. Also, why is this called "50 Things Every Woman Should Know About Men" and not "50 Things Women Should Do For Men"? It's not a list of fucking facts. It's a list of commands. Anywhoo:

The only thing I can think of when I see him is....

Be his muse. His hopes and dreams come first. Your hopes and dreams have been realized because you are someone's muse.

Welcome to life all alone. Cheers, fucker.
That being said, I will bow out with the mighty words of Stella Gibson:

I don't get the hate on for the first video. Yes, they used actors and models...but so what? Actors and models aren't capable of having real feelings or authenticity? They weren't acting at the time..their reactions were real. So who cares about their profession?

My last two relationships ended when the guys told me that they didn't want to be with someone who didn't need them. One of these guys was upset when I saw a movie, that he didn't want to see, by myself. The fact that a single woman could go see a movie alone (or go to eat alone, or go to a restaurant alone) shocked…

You are supposed to say something self effacing like "But i have much better taste in partners' than she does" and then we'd be like "OH YOU."

You know, after all this years seeing relationships come and go, I find it is. A relationship is like two birds flying together. There's nothing keeping them tied, they don't direct each other. They could fly in opposite directions if they wanted. They just fly together because they choose to.

It's because it's totally dehumanizing. We usually use the term "female" to refer to animals, not human beings. It makes the fact of a person's femaleness more important that the fact of their humanity. It also lends a false air of objectivity and science to a lot of incredibly fucked-up ideas about how women…

Oh, you forgot to mention, the tweet that said "I've only been with like one guy" was accompanied by a picture of a cave. A fucking cave. What a perfect way to illustrate WHY women will lie about the number of partners they've had. When one has to deal with the absurd myth that more sex = stretched-out, broken…

There's "traditional male/female roles" and then there's "big red flag from someone treating a partner like property."

KP! KP! KP! The Kropp&Knopp"-column taught me EVERYTHING. I think I knew that some people had anal sex but that you had to be careful when I was nine.

Yeah, saw her last year and she was pretty great. My Swedish is terrible so I was probably missing out on most of it, too.

It's weird that this is the only response to the headline in a nearly literal way rather than treat it as "why aren't there more than a couple of mainstream Americans?", when there's loads of…

Oh man, your situation sounds so similar to what happened with me and my kryponite guy, except you are right before the horrible mistake I made, so I have to help you NOT make that mistake. A kryptonite guy is so intoxicating exactly because you could never make it work, despite an obvious connection/chemistry. …

Oh honey. Trust me when I say that I have been there before. I feel like I have to say that to soften the blow of what I'm about to say.

If you think that "Do I know you?" is a "positive and welcoming" response, you need to work on your ability to interpret social cues. That is not positive or welcoming, that is "I only want to talk to you if you're someone I actually know, so you need to identify yourself." And no, if you work in retail, having served…

I get what you are trying to say. I really do. You read it as a guy making himself vulnerable, putting himself out there, and getting shot down. And maybe he is. He may well most likely be. As someone who, many moons ago, used to be a 20 year old woman, I wouldn't have read it as a socially awkward guy asking me out.…

I'm going to guess that something like this has never happened to you. I read through the comments, so I've heard the arguments, but I wanted to respond to the first one. What he did wrong was violate her. Harassment is defined by how the recipient feels about it. So if she felt harassed, she was harassed. Period. It…

The woman who sold you a video game is not "an acquaintance". If someone I served coffee to once added me on facebook I would be really fucking creeped out.

1. Still an invasion of privacy with the implied knowledge that she wouldn't be happy about that. Implied both by : the fact that he had the means to get that information from her and the fact that he lied about it at first.