I was actually really impressed with her. I loved her simple "that's private" response to the question about who filmed her sex tape.

High voices just arent authoritative.

The correct response is:

It probably won't be super flattering, but I am getting the Michelle Williams cut this weekend. I finally decided to just say fuck it and do it. It won't make my face look fat. The fat in my face already does that for me.

What I have learned during my adult years:

I want a threesome with Ylvis so, so badly. Can I get a Kickstarter going for that? That's legal, right?

Anyone who would even utter the word "fat" in the same sentence with "Jennifer Lawrence" needs to be punched in the face by a fist made of bees.

And all of womankind...shrugged.

Remember when Audrey Hepburn's character had her hair cut short in "Roman Holiday" and Gregory Peck's character totally didn't want her because of that?

Thor! What do you have to say about allegations that you're engaged in an incestious tryst with your brother Loki?

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

I know, if you're going to talk about filming porn with James Deen, at least make it juicy! It's the promise of a steak dinner and only getting served a salad and baked potato.

Yeah... with a comic, I was expecting at least a little more humor. Like, "I already begin most of my days by putting Jimmy Deen's sausage in my mouth anyway."

Her home has a mud floor. I doubt condoms are her first expenditure.

But this is arguably learned sexism. Women learn to police one another according to standards set by the male gaze. For example, the infamous scene in Sex and the City movie where Samantha excoriates Miranda for not having shaved her pubic hair completely off. Where does the hairless standard come from? The male gaze…

I think "peacock" is a euphemism for the man's intellect and sweet personality.

I'd argue there's nothing subtle about this:

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

[Verse 1:]
Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, me
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
…

Weirdly, 'hen' does not mean chicken in Swedish.