I cannot STAND the word “hubby”.

I’m not a parent, but I can definitely imagine how awful it is to parent hungover because I have, once and EXACTLY FUCKING ONCE, shown up to my job teaching middle schoolers hungover. 

I feel like this is missing some logical connectors. Maybe the a lot parents who did not plan for childcare did plan for how much they would drink and did not plan to be hungover, thus obviating the need for childcare. This needs a question that “if you planned on how much you would drink, what did you plan? Did you…

Yeah, like...I’m nodding along when people talk modern Israel and their(also our) contributions to Palestinian oppression.

If your looking for something a little more escapist there’s a poignant sic-fi/fantasy trilogy by N.K. Jemisin. The last book in the trilogy came out this year. It builds a unique world with well-developed characters and a story that continues to build into something more and more significant feeling as it moves…

*private women’s college, not girls college, please. Give the students and alumna proper respect as adults. 

I literally said this to coworkers last week regarding why I don’t use Yelp. I don’t want to join a cult to leave a review about a place. In this case, I was trying to leave a positive review for a car dealer - rare as that is, I went to Google instead, since Yelp didn’t make the process simple. #noappneeded 

I actually think this is the single biggest reason for google reviews becoming more popular. I know I didn’t download the app. Nope. 

Ha! I clicked the link and it read “Kim Kardashian sends Chicago to Cleveland” and I had to puzzle for a few how she managed to move an entire city from Illinois to Ohio! I know the rich have much more power than we plebes, but that seemed like illuminati level powers.

Or silicone doll, in this case.

Underline that this is about Bolton and his ego.  Haley is a lot of terrible things, but she wouldn’t let Bolton run over her the way Nauert will (or at least that’s the way I’m sure Bolton sees it today - in six months, I’m guessing he’ll hate her too).

Yup, the State Department will be staffed entirely with Fox news endless supply of blond women

She only ever said it was a single ancestor. Since it wouldn’t be a parent or grandparent- or she probably would have been able to say exactly who it was-there was never going to be a significant amount of Native DNA, just enough to indicate this single ancestor.

It had shades of a lot of the 5th Doctor stories. Shada, Snakedance, and Mawdryn Undead came to my mind. 

Just FYI, you have the details of the more recent allegations wrong. Dr. Allers does not allege that he placed his hand inappropriately for the photo itself. She has a tattoo of the solar system on her shoulder, and after the photo was taken he stopped her, moved her to look at the tattoo, and used his finger to trace…

“Zinke released a statement saying, “It’s hard for him to think straight from the bottom of the bottle.”

These are quite terrible although Murakami’s writing has always had a magical realist quality to it so I give him a slight pass. Your dirty dishtowel note is pretty spot on though.

I didn’t even have to read past the headline to know that this would be Scottish Rite. Oh man, that place is crazy. My friend lived there, because her (very well off but apparently pretty shitty) aunt had been a resident there, and told my friend that she would gladly pay all tuition and residential fees to UT . . .…

Here’s the thing — I get this. I really do. I get it because it’s how, as a Jewish person, I feel about Israel. For Jews, Israel is a bit like your dad; embarrassing, possibly not totally emotionally rational, definitely has some good qualities, some bad ones, you guys disagree on stuff, possibly lots of stuff, but at…

While I certainly can’t speak for all Jews, I understand where the frustration is coming from. In many groups like this, if you openly identify as Jewish then you’d better be prepared to pass a litmus test on Palestine before anything else. The Chicago Dyke March was neither the first nor the last to do this and…