I'm happy with whatever gets us a closer to this:

LOOKIT THIS BABY AHHHHHH SQUEEE

OK, now THAT is what REAL "Porn for Women" looks like.

How about that, Iceland really is green.

Shocked, I'm shocked.

The rest of the FSU student body is required to go through a rigorous process where they learn what “No” means. It’s called applying to the University of Florida.

He had better be on suicide watch for those 30 days. Florida does NOT need another Hanging Chad incident.

A real man has killed as many men in duels as he has bedded women, not any more or less.

Jon Snow realizes he liked it better when he actually knew nothing