Not to mention taking timeouts at the worst possible time. Thanks Andy!

Is it just me or would anyone else love to see Embiid and Altuve in all white suits? “Smiles everyone. Smiles. Welcome to Fantasy Island “

I think his brother Shawn was a wrestler or something...

You gotta wonder how much money Steve Nebraska would command on the open market?

Oh...NOW she was abused? Give me a fucking break. I didn’t know she was related to Tawana Brawley...

I don’t get why the word “nigga” or “nigger” is the hill White people want to die on. So dumb. I mean seriously, there are so many words in the English language and you can’t find an alternative? Fuck...to me “Motherfucker” is like the Swiss Army Knife of words. It is extremely satisfying to say, you can replace the N…

So what does eating Costco Pizza make me?

Man. I am reading the comments and if the announcers actually dropped some of these jewels, maybe the NFL’s ratings wouldn’t be in the shitter. And to all you pussy-ass offended Beta males, please kill yourselves.

+1 Judge Smails would be proud

A quote that somehow was missing from the website “when your sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst....Mad Pooper”

Tell us about your extensive football experience Barry? I am sure when you played intramural football at whatever dipshit Liberal Arts college you went to everyone got a participation medal. You should stick to whining about shit you have a degree of competence in...

You are right. However, apart from the massive choke job in the postseason, that 2001 Mariners team that won 116 games was pretty damn good...

Well her initial tweet was incorrect...Trump is an Orange Supremacist. So there’s that...

He has to be talking about Tebow. Baseball season is almost over..

That was some low-hanging fruit...

With that attitude, I would vote for you to be President. Booze and hookers make everything better

+1 patellar kinja

You get the +1 but do that shit to Vultures and you will earn my reverence

The rumor was that Karl was “cancerous” to morale...I’ll see myself out