There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

He... He doesn’t even know what it is...

Suffice to say, Dolphin’s D won’t be energized by this battery charge.

its all over the place, hard to recognize, bit of a comma chameleon, if i’m being honest.

I think you mean a “comma to the top” aka “God’s comma”.

He’s still out going door to door collecting $1.05 from every American, because freedom isn’t free.

Jesus.

Where’s the fucking Hatfield’s when you need them.

The Browns are America, then. We are all Browns.

The Obama audible never works for the Browns because there is no hope and nothing ever changes.

+140 pitches... in April

It is if you’ve ever been there.

Dusty clearly refers to Baker and is code for “my ulnar collateral ligament has exploded!”

“Yes, things sure have changed a lot since I used to check out jeans at the County Seat.” - Roy Moore

I started writing a whole long spiel about how you could make changes to the system and halfway through I realized I’m just fucking tired of this. I’m someone who doesn’t own a gun and wants to be able to go to concerts, or go see a movie, or play a congressional baseball game, or go to church, or go to school, or…

“The inches we need are everywhere around us.”

After watching the video, my takeaway is that I’d rather have those two chinese fellas call a game than Reggie Miller.

WHO LIVES MATTER

White person: *looks in mirror, punches it*

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.