Bear cubs in unfamiliar territory. Humans to the rescue!

Boy I bet you wish you’d asked a better question.

Yes, we will continue to progress until we are advocating for full communism by 2017.

If you’re not into our sports coverage, don’t read it; plenty of other things here to enjoy.

Because they keep losing!

Because we, the blog overlords, force you to read things you don’t want to. These are the rules.

fixed the team statement for you guys...

Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

I’ve been through enough!!!!

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

This is GREAT Kinja.

That’s called North Dakota Modern Chic.

“What a bunch of losers.”
-Scissors

Fuck you guys.

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

I’ll cold-stab a bitch for a good turkey club.

well yeah, everything you eat ends up being your shit.

Meanwhile, the only thing that kept me from eating a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's last night was being too lazy to drive five minutes down the road to the grocery store.