+1 (...oxygen in carbon monoxide)

*Realizes car is now out of gas after leaving the engine running while he returned inside to explain the semantic differences between garage door and door to the garage.* 

(He’s from Florida.)

I wonder which B-list celebrity or politician will actually drop this steaming hot take tomorrow morning — despite the fact that Almora Jr. is from Florida.

Trim Irsay.

“...Jericho would go to the nearby store with a basket of money and return with a six-pack of beer.”

The Indians had 1 extra base hit (Perez doubled to lead off their half of the 4th) going into the bottom of the 7th, when they blew up and hit 4 doubles. They just kept moving stations on the bases, it was a hell of a lot of fun to watch — Although I’m pretty biased. It got pretty nerve wracking as the rain was…

I encourage you to check out a documentary called ‘Command and Control’ about the 1980 Titan missile accident, and subsequent explosion, in Damascus, Arkansas. It’s on Netflix but I’m sure it can be found elsewhere, as well.

Holy shit.

First stop... Side of an ambulance. Second stop... Paddock. Third stop... HR.

Maybe he was drinking tasty, tasty long island kombucha-iced teas.

Honestly, Tebow’s best shot for a career in baseball (outside of the concession stands...) is to start learning how to throw a knuckleball. The Pirates were pretty much ready to drop Tim Wakefield while he was still playing first base in single-A before he started throwing knuckleballs and eventually moved to the…

Sounds like he is ready for high A.

The Braves use The Freeze™ to remind the tens of fans in attendance every night that, despite their head start in Cobb County, you can never stop running from black pe-, ahem, minori-, ahem, Atlanta. Yeah, that’s it, keep running away from Atlanta™.

Geez... I’ve read so many anti-freeze articles around here lately, I could have sworn I had gotten lost on Jalopnik.

Oooooh.... Burn!

Worse. That was Oregon’s President.

It sounds like there’s enough trim being passed around that a bait cart would be rendered useless.

Hopefully not. Lasix is a loop diuretic which, while making lots of pee, prevents your body from eliminating salicylates, like aspirin. Aspirin toxicity can lead to hearing loss — maybe they were deafening Villagers and then selling bootleg hearing aids!