Also, is his son naked on that horse?

Hey Johnny, why the long fa— Oh...

Jason Kipnis and Mike Napoli built a shrine between their lockers, complete with travel-sized rum for Jobu... It’s not a coincidence.

It’s a mad, mad world. It’s a great time to be in Cleveland... If only the GOP convention wasn’t Rascal scootering its way into town in a couple weeks and to take a big, sweaty, orange-tinted dump on the city.

The Gladiators have won their 2 games since the Cavs championship, as well.

Cleveland used to find bizarre ways to lose things... But, lately, Cleveland has found bizarre ways to win things, like hitting a home run off a team’s starting 2nd baseman in the 19th inning. I was starting to think the game was just going to keep going until everyone from the Jays had been ejected.

Maybe a good day for a couple Houston-area coke dealers, though?

Most guys grew up playing somewhere in the field when they weren’t pitching, so they’re not likely to be a huge liability in left or right. There’s always a chance to misplay a ball — hell, the Dodgers beat the Nats last week when Michael Taylor let a ball get under his glove — but that’s the risk/reward of saving an…

I ask myself that same question every time I see a box score from a Cards game.

Pretty much a Chris Kyle-level career, and then some...

This is subtle. Subtle and delicious.

Good enough for me!!

Also, ‘LET ASS MAN RETIRE’. Seriously. And I figured it out all on my own. Today was a proud day for me!

I have no idea how it got started — maybe a relevant joke or a funny response — it really makes no sense at all. But, that being said, I love it for 3 reasons: I’m never going to not read Mitch Hedberg jokes (in his voice and cadence), it drowns out all of the butthurt Cardinals fans, and it makes one of my favorite…

Listerine hurts. Man, when I put Listerine in my mouth, I’m fuckin’ angry. Germs do not go quietly.

Are you asking who Jason Kipnis is?

In that gorgeous A7, I’m sure plenty of VAG is looking your way... AMIRITE?

HUGE improvement over the previous tail lights and rear quarter/rear end in general.

Funny you mention that. I was behind a dealer SVR today at a red light. It was the first time I had actually seen one and I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. Apparently, neither could the guy pulling up alongside us in the neighboring lane — he rear-ended the car in front of him. Fortunately, because we were all…

I see exactly what you’re saying. The 2015 was an absolutely beautiful car, but you could definitely catch it from a few unflattering angles. It had kind of a ‘beetle-butt’ and clumsy waist. It really looks like they’ve really stretched it out and made it a really sexy, streamlined rear quarter and sharp rear end.…