Gary Johnson is shitting the sheetless mattress he sleeps on

I don’t know about you gang, but I just came HARD

Yasiel Puig would get decapitated for showboating like that

He tries to think about baseball

Dembele (who is going to be a huge star) looked green out there, Pulisic looked like he belonged, granted he only had to play 20 minutes and was fresh, but playing against Real Madrid in a big game and not looking like he had no business to be on the pitch at 18 is saying something.

After the August-May season, they have their big international competitions in June they then take half of July of, then back to training for the early August start of the next year. The players endure amazing amounts of cynical snark at levels that we just don’t see in America, the fans are rabid and abusive, players…

Soccer is awful at stats.

Did Haisley sleep on Pulisic for a year because he didn’t fit his Miazga and American prospects are actually shit and the fanboys don’t see it schtick? Yes

My favorite is this unhappy irritated bit of not trolling:

11 stars and counting....

Is the article informative? Not really.

This is the best joke of the day.

Come on laugh

No idea how bad this is in America talk. In England talk, they regularly shit on paper and call it a big story. I would bet money the gambling player is current and is Jaime Vardy

Willis Mcgahee really let himself turn to shit

In honor of Jose Fernandez, the Yankees and Mets respectively, have cut punk bitch Brian McCann and fuckboy Kelly Johnson.

Suck

Yeah this is made up.

Officers always deserve the benefit of the doubt or else who in their right mind would become a police officer? The officer was black, this isn’t a Rodney King situation or a race issue. A guy with TBI was doing weird TBI stuff and it’s unfortunate from any angle you look at this.

I don’t know, you could bury a lot of punches under the “feared for my own safety” rule