Hey did you hear Kenny G is coming out with a Christmas album? Hey, Happy birthday Jesus, hope you like CRAP

Yeah, Norm’s not funny and you, guy-are hilarious. To laugh at.

It takes real courage for Billy (an avid anti-American snarky pro-Euro snob face) to admit what other better pundits saw last year. Kudos Mr. Haisley

Madison Bumgarner will be very upset about that picture after he learns of it- after he helps fix his pa’s tractor and finishes his story about deer antlers with the neighborhood yokels in his driveway before sunset.

The entire modern argument that you are using is to combat these numbers below, not saying these older stats aren’t used by people with a foolish ax to grind against the homosexual community (they are), just that the newer arguments to combat these numbers are just ax grinding too. It doesn’t make sense to just…

It’s probably not Spielberg or Joel Shumacher according to things Feldman has said elsewhere.

Michael Douglas is a very good guess. His father was a man who didn’t try to control his urges with the underage.

It’s also about being attracted to the same set of genitals. Let’s not go over the top PC here. You don’t have to indict all of the gay community to admit what seems to be obvious, that there are higher incidents among gay men of pedo urges than straight men or women of any orientation. The argument to get around that…

Oh God, a shill always pops up when a gambling service gets the Deadspin treatment.

God you are dumb.

That was the worst officiated game I have seen since the last time the NFL sent memo’s to the ref’s bunker telling them to practice their penalty calling on a shit game so they had the basics down when a ratings grabbing media darling game took place.

LOL at Yugoslavian (I don’t recognize individual Yugo countries) names! Slaven Bilic, Ha, what a classic creepy Yugo name

Feel bad for the security guard working section 100, kid just put him on blast for not checking tickets

“I hope it was worth it my friend BECAUSE YOU GOT A NIGHT IN THE CLINK COMING UP”

Donovan was the best US midfielder of all time, Dempsey the best forward. Watch Donovan’s highlights from his Everton loan spell, when he hit his late 20's he was BPL starter class. Moyes threw him in against Chelsea I believe pretty much fresh off the bus and he was the best player on the pitch (pitch is what…

It’s almost like I used the most exaggerated language I could on purpose because this isn’t about your feelings. That’s for Yahoo’s comment section.

This isn’t a debate message board. You make a snarky remark and move on. That’s Kinja. You don’t get offended and make defensive posts.

You are terrible at Kinja posts.

Classic RaiderRich. That is so southman

I do watch Soccer ya dork. No one should enjoy that hit in this day and age.