How did the teacher not reply with:
Good point, so imagine how these people feel!
Now get out there and cheer for the home team! Go team! Win the big game!
That’s one of my favorite stories!
And then Marine Todd went up to the professor and knocked him unconscious causing the classroom to erupt in cheers and chants of ‘USA! USA! USA!”.
Still doesn’t top the answer a student once gave to “Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?” Pretty sure that’s still floating about the internets.
Strangely enough, the ninth rule of Fight Club is:”Do your complete essay if asked. Don’t write a gag essay, as you’re only shorting yourself out of a decent education.”
Yes! Well done College Student at American University! That Professor Teacher is such a goof!
I took a basic astronomy class, and one of the questions on the final was “Describe the Milky Way’s dimensions, shape, Earth’s location, etc.”
And so my answer was...
“Our galaxy itself contains 100,000,000,000 stars,
it’s 100,000 light years side-to-side,
it bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick...”
Never did see…
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Dead Klingon Storage”?!
“Yes, the Romulans deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!”
Live long and prosper, motherfucker.
And you will know my name is the Emissary as I bring my vengeance upon thee!
Bajoran, motherfucker, do you speak it?!?
**Casts Sam Jackson as Sisko. Lets him mother the fuck all over motherfucking Gul Dukat.
That makeup job pretty much killed this for me at the trailer stage. I can’t get excited about David Harbour playing Hellboy if, when I look a Hellboy, I can’t see Harbour’s face in any way. This new Hellboy’s face looks like the Goro puppet from Mortal Kombat.
They should just call it “Instagross.”
Thanks for giving her more attention that she shouldn’t be getting, AV Club.