I think the Rock thinks he is Kurt Russell, and can carry the kind of charming, silly but awesome movies (like Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China, The Thing) that Kurt Russell was so good at in the 80s. It’s sad. Because the Rock is many things, but he is no Kurt Russell.

Rampage was perfectly fine kaiju action, competent, entertaining, relatively forgettable. Compared to Pacific Rim: Uprising, it was Lawrence of goddamned Arabia.

I must be slightly older than you, Winona Ryder playing Spock’s hot mom did it for me.

Neve Campbell playing the hot mom makes me realize how old I am..

You started off so smug and so wrong and now you are a little less smug and still just as wrong.

Please disclose any relatives or friends who have committed crimes so I can also accuse you as such.

To clarify: The former Gawker sites are now part of the Gizmodo Media Group, which, alongside us and the other Onion sites, makes up the larger Fusion Media Group. We’re not part of the GMG, we just exist under the same general umbrella as them. (And happily, in my case, at least.)

I got a Community notification for this?!

Because you seem to have very shaky grasp on this stuff, and me have lot of experience explaining things to toddlers, me will make timeline that might help things:

..real Keith Phipps?

But what about Firefly?

Sure, but your original comment is still trying to somehow place blame for the AV Club’s current situation on something that happened before Univision bought GMG. “Who would have guessed that breaking several laws to catch Hulk Hogan slipping in a n-word would have some sort of repercussion?” implies that GMG and AV…

you don’t know how anything works, do you?

They’re absence is hardly messed. 

How much?

One of the many terrible things about Kinja is that there's a very decent chance he does not know where he's at.

*sniff* Has it really been 25 years...















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I got five bucks. I think that’ll buy me The Takeout, at least.