And of course, it’s on YouTube:

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

#nolongersilentwewillbeheard #nutsandgum

Or go the other route where you miss the big kick at the end of the Super Bowl, which unlocks new gameplay that allows you to become a woman who rises to the position of police captain, all the while planning an overly-complicated scheme to steal your old team’s mascot, while simultaneously avoiding a local lunatic…

I used to love playing as a kicker in Superstar mode back on PS2. I was always mad that I didn’t have enough room to name him Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.

That was Joe Namath!

Does Joe Montana show up to give you advice only to leave once his wife figures out the problem with the car is vapor lock?

I’m interested in knowing more about this water skiing squirrel you speak of.

It wasn’t misty. You were crying. And that’s okay. It’s going to be okay, man.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

Whew! Good thing I got mine back in 1996. Beat the rush.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Such a ham-fisted take, which I guess is a better hand to eat than most.

Well then you’ll be angry and one handed, but at least you’ll be full.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

Hey everybody, I FOUND THE ROBOT.

The Big Sweat lobby doesn’t want you to know!

I’ve always wondered why they (they) don’t sell external heat sinks for humans. Consider all the dead space on your forehead, which has a huge vein just full of blood radiating heat. Slap an aluminum sink on there with some thermal paste and wear a hat or umbrella so the sun doesn’t transfer heat into your skull —…