I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

if only there was a way to get facial hair without the hassle.............. 

No.

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

Any way to cross reference his posts and when he was on official trips for work?

Thank you for explaining the television

Can we get her to moderate the debates?

And electronics probably didn’t include fancy stereos, smart phones, or really nice laptop. At worst, they maybe got a cheap tablet or a nice calculator.

No one cares about your academic scholarship, nerd. We’re talking about serious issues here, like kids buying school supplies in a grey area of rules set by a paternalistic, byzantine organization.