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Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.

First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer

For a second, I thought you meant Bruce Willis. And I was still on board with him instead of Lauer.

To be fair, those lifted shoes Cruise wore would walk over anybody and anything.

It’s the Tao of Jeah!

Rachel Maddow should have gotten this gig. And if Trump tried to weasel out, they should have blasted that fact loud and clear until he had to cave. She is smart, tough, and up to date on military and veterans issues.

Yea, if you can’t out-wit Ryan Lochte (the man who couldn’t remember what the parts of a shoe were called) you do not deserve to be on the news.

I don’t think you know what “pathological” means. He lied about one thing to make himself look good, then lied a bit more about it, and then lied in order to cover it up. He wasn’t a “pathological” liar any more than Martha Stewart is a “pathological” criminal. And, as my original point stated, he knew how to put the

This line of inquiry verges heavily into philosophy.

I’m always expecting Lauer to look at the male he’s inevitably fawning over and say, “Bros before ho’s. Am I right?”

If you get outsmarted by Ryan Lochte, would still be smart enough to realize you’re an idiot?

Oh my god. That would be epic!

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

Rachel Maddow was the only rational choice ... yet they went with the guy who let Ryan Lochte pulling wool over his eyes...

Sam Bee will eat Trump as a snack before breakfast.

Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

Matt Lauer has always been terrible. He couldn’t even hold Ryan Lochte’s feet to the fire, and he was expected to handle Trump’s word salad? This show was always going to be a disaster.

Shit, I’d much rather have B-Wills back than Matt Lauer. Brian Williams at least had some sort of ability to work as a journalist-as long as he wasn’t talking about himself, which shouldn’t be a big part of journalism anyway.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”