Sorry about that.

Agreed.

time spent shooting your gun could be better used memorizing the license plate

but normal people who are allowed to roam around shouldn’t get so angry by having the street blocked, that they attempt to murder someone.

#firstworkshoes

I got one from when I started working in healthcare ages and ages ago.

Starring for “fancybritches”

Know who else only likes winners?

And gorilla testicles.

Wow ..... he is a dick.

Wait wait wait..... can we mention Usian Bolt’s awesome press conference? Cause like, it’s awesome?

Unpopular opinion

I had such a kid-crush on cartoon Harley.

For everyone who’s here for the pudding

FUCK FUCKING SNAPCHAT is verbatim what I was yelling every time I tried to use it.

and both are reprehensible Trump supporting racists.

What look are they going for there? Minimalist Dothraki?

Someone candy asses around The Rock?!?!??

We were the opposite: more shirtless and sex scenes plz thx

*thinks of the Athlete Tinder post.....