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I also wonder if I would get sued by an assailant if I used my cat ear keychain thing on him, because it’s illegal in my state.

So many people get shot in the face in porn.....

Voting while Latin or Black, Hannity would call the cops on them.

It’s like, Latin culture combined with way too much mountain dew.

What percent of Bernie Sanders supporters will actually listen to Bernie Sanders about this? 10%? 1%? Unicorn%?

I forget

A Pidgeot was my go-to ass-saver against the Elite Four in Diamond, somehow pulled my arse out of the fire.

Anytime Hannity even opens his mouth I want to shove a boulder in it.

Oh they’ll have plenty of time, on the 5th Wednesday of each month.

Thailand shrimp. Holy shit. :’(

Now playing

We also waste a shameful, appalling amount of food in this country

My Trumpinslator is rusty

You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

Mr Cab Driver by Lenny Kravitz was one of my favourite songs in high school, and had no idea it was about systemic racism until I was in my 20's. Thought cab drivers were just assholes.

Oh, one of the “good ones” he’ll “employ”. Fuck the rest.

Wanting to be treated equally and fairly under the law, is not disdain for the law.