Australia is America 50 years ago, sunny and slow, a throwback, which is why you go there for throwback people.

I didn’t see it happen and it didn’t happen to me so it must not have happened

I really want to believe that these kind of assholes have been around forever

Not the delightful Joe Walsh who played guitar and sang with The James Gang and The Eagles.

Dear Joe Walsh:

This app is incompatible with all of your devices.

I can feel the excitement!

Fuck RVs, when I get old I know how I’m going cross country

like googling the word “ignoramus” on live TV after announcing she didn’t know what it meant:

but I will never, ever get high fashion

Sad reality. My fear is that not only will she get a professional fallout to her career, but asshole officers will be looking for off-duty revenge for her breaking the code of silence.

“Because not only am I a mother of two African American sons, and I have African American nephews and I have brothers, I am also a person that wears the uniform with the blue. I’m also the one that puts their lives in danger. I wear blue.”

I live in downtown Toronto, in one of the most liberal neighborhoods in one of the most open cities in the world, where multiculturalism is the dominant civic value and the inert virtue of tolerance is the most prominent inheritance of the British empire [...]

We cannot appeal to a national conscience when, as Stokely Carmichael reminded us, there is none.

They’re thinking : “One less n*gger to think about”, which is absolutely ghastly.

3000 hours devoted to holding scissors and 47 hours devoted to holding a weapon created specifically to murder.

Short answer: Yes.

that all force is justified force

C’mon there, you’re going to have to really step up your bullshit artistry game if you’re going to hang with the Drumpf team.