That happened to me, too. Some men are just irredeemable fuckers...

Thanks dude. I'm with someone really lovely now, so it's all fine. But at the time... holy shitballs.

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at…

That was one of the saddest lines ever: "You're famous like I am." Really sad.

"Dr" Phil is an asshole for filming and airing this. He could have helped him privately.

Also, "female bleeding"? Female bleeding is when I nick myself with an xacto knife and stomp around my apartment screaming swear words.

Instead of releasing her medical records she should just present them with the IUD they removed, preferably still covered in blood and bits of her uterine wall.

If my anxiety caused bleeding, I'd need a mop everywhere I go.

Yes, a thousand times yes, to Double Stuff Oreos! One of my all-time favorite meme quotes is: "They should call Double Stuff Oreos regular Oreos and regular Oreos diet." TRUTH! Cuz really, why even dick around with the regular Oreos when you can just have Double Stuff?

I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

No chunk should ever be Greek yoghurt flavoured. This will result in either yoghurt-anguish or chunk-dismay.

That's just a criminally awful solution right there...

Right? How about everyone dresses lazy and we don't obsess over what women wear!

Not only that, but people who use the word "murder" and "kill" interchangeably when it comes to animals (and in other cases, fetuses) suddenly remember the legal connotation behind "murder" when it becomes convenient for them. If the same person who claims that killing a rabbit is "murder" drives into a pedestrian and…

I'm pretty hard core animal rights (with caveats...I firmly believe PETA is the devil, etc.), and I really don't see the issue with this. I presume these kids are eating meat at lunch...everyone *should* witness where their food comes from at least once in their lifetime. As long as the teacher was skilled in humane…

Considering the degree of death of all manner of living things which surrounded those individuals who first coined the English word "murder," I'm going to disagree that they made a word for killing people so that they could enjoy their molecular gastronomy without qualms. Until recently we all looked our meat in the…

Agreed. This was a biology class, the students are teenagers not little kids, they were allowed to excuse themselves from the class, and the teacher raises animals for consumption so he probably knew what he was doing. Maybe the result was some students decided they didn't want to eat meat any longer, maybe some…

Racism. Sexism. Classism.