Hopefully this video doesn't re-surface when he makes the big leagues. That ezcessive butt-sniffing could cause a scandal.

"...brayed like a donkey..." LOLOL! As I mentioned previously, I do not even want to IMAGINE what their first fuck sounded like. I'm sure some bodily damage was inflicted.

"Angelina Jolie took four of her kids, Knox, Vivienne, Shiloh & Pax to Japan with her. Together her children sound like the hottest new lawfirm in Brooklyn that micro-specializes in copyright infringement suits for existential crises."

Yes intelligence is not linked to character, and lack of intelligence is definitely not linked to a lack of character. The proof is literally all around us.

Not being bright doesn't mean you are absolutely fucking useless either. The so-called "smartest" people in the room are the ones who fucked over the economy in the worst way possible. So many of these people that screwed over the world are likely parents. Nearly all of them got away with their crimes. What are they…

Thank you. Since when is it a crime to not be all that bright? A lot of people just use their high intelligence to fuck everyone over, so maybe we should use eugenics to make sure nobody is too smart. Which is my way of saying, not only is eugenics morally wrong, but even if it weren't how do you figure out what…

Exactly: the problem is dumped onto women, not onto the perpetrators. Is it that hard for men to stop raping, beating and killing women? Are women asking that much?

What the hell is up with people who can't bear to wrap up their tampons because "ewww I'd have to touch it" when this is the same blog where once a week or so there is a gigantic love-fest over menstrual cups? Are these different sets of commenters? Aren't menstrual cups suuuper hands-on?

I don't know, but after reading all the comments and finding out how easy it is to install, I just ordered one. I should not be this excited.

This is prob TMI but I use plastic liners in my trash can and clean up with toilet paper first. That way, the wet wipe is pretty much just cleaning anything I can't see/freshening me up before I toss it.

Imagine, if you will, the acute embarrassment you would feel when a plumber you called to your house urgently, on a Sunday, because your sinks, toilets and bath are all blocked up and not draining, and he discovers the problem is not the neighbor's tree roots growing into your waste pipe that goes to the sewer,…

Not one of those wimpy red ones, either. Black. You want a black plunger, from Home Depot or Lowe's, or your local hardware store if you still have one.

Who the fuck cares?

I lived in a basement apartment, a few years ago, and went through a sewer backup fiasco. Even with just blackwater (water which has travelled through the property's sewage plumbing and come back, instead of "mud", if you catch my meaning), it was horrible, and the fecal contamination of the water is ruinous to…

Do you get Flush when you see him?...sorry all sorts of shitty puns are running through my head with this story.

So this is literally first world problems.

Yes. That's just gross. What I've done recently, since Jezebel keeps getting all up in my butt, is wiping with regular TP until clean. Then, using a wet wipe for a spotless butthole; I then dispose the wet wipe in the trashcan. :)

Cosigning this as someone who worked in property management. Baby wipes were the bane of our existence. They caused at least one major plumbing problem at least once a week, especially in our older buildings. Don't flush your baby wipes and don't argue that they're "flushable" when your landlord says that the building…

As a whitewater rafter we have to carry out our human waste in portable toilets. Ass wipes never go in the toilet. Someone has to clean those tanks after every trip.You only have to see a bulge in your clean out pipe that is attached to a septic system once to be forever scared of that shit.